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“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

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Witchy Asks!

  • Cauldron: Favorite foods?
  • Broomstick: Where is the most fun place you traveled to?
  • Altar: Are you organized or messy?
  • Herbs: List some of your strengths.
  • Mortar and pestle: How do you deal with pressure?
  • Candle: List at least three of your biggest passions.
  • Book of Spells: Are you hiding anything?
  • Poppet: If you could do anything to anyone, what would you do, and to who?
  • Sigil: Create or destroy?
  • Charm: What turns you on?
  • Ward: What turns you off?
  • Green Witch: Do you have a garden? Plants?
  • Cottage Witch: Do you like crafts?
  • Kitchen Witch: Best meal you've ever had?
  • Sea Witch: Would you ever swim with sharks? If not, what would you like to swim with?
  • Love Witch: What is your favorite thing about being in love?/What is your favorite thing about being single?
  • Curse Witch: Had any good acts of revenge lately?
  • Necromancer: Had any prominent supernatural experiences?
  • Blood magick: What's the most physically painful experience you can remember?
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Just saying


i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

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Cinnabon waffles. [vid]

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